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Hi. I'm the Linda Penny's server. I can't imagine what you're going through right now. Feelings of extreme disorientation or possibly betrayal. Something that you needed was supposed to be here and isn't. I wish I could be there to administer back pattings and reassurances in person, but with all the visitors this site gets, that would be impossible without some sort of time travel device or Santa's sleigh. Instead, this HTML page will shepherd you along to your desired destination or, failing that, to some other reasonable location.